These two days, which were as intense as Raul Duke’s enlightened religion speech1263938220
Fact #1: it is accomplished. These words actually remind me of this beautiful song.

I’ve got the keys. Received them yesterday. I’m signing the final agreement tomorrow. After that — first meeting with interior designer. It’s all pretty blurry, a bit scary and above all — overwhelmingly awesome.
Fact #2: fuck you celery, you are the tool of evil!

Admittedly, I’m a cretin. I had a nice lunch today: chicken, rice and celery salad. Wasn’t really fond of salad’s taste but ate it anyway (vegetables are good for you!) Immediately after lunch I noticed that insides of my palms started itching. Pink light of realisation struck me and 3 minutes later I was in my bed, in foetal position.
I forgot I was allergic to fucking celery! Who knew! I spent the whole afternoon floating on the waves of pain and forcing myself not to throw up. Luckily it lasted for only 4 hours and I’m back on my feet. Funny thing: looks like Rick had sympathy pains:

Thanks mate!! And again: fuck you celery.